Ready for another glow in the dark morale patch?
After discovering the bright Embrite morale patch, a weird armed unicorn patch, a scary middle finger patch, a love statement patch, we’ll finish our exciting round-up with a glow in the dark Space Force patch because we should be ready for an alien invasion, shouldn’t we (I guess Alex Jones will agree… oh no actually he thinks they’re already here). If you believe in conspiracy theories like the one about those glowing CIA agents (or if you just want to have fun), that’s a perfect patch for you.
Why is this Space Force morale patch a great glow in the dark product?
- You have to be prepared, you never know when they will land in Texas or on Times Square
- You will proudly show your Space Force affiliation to these nasty aliens when they’ll land in our beautiful country
- Because these patches glow in the dark, you will see your fellow Space Force comrades even in the darkest places of the infinite universe
- Even if this morale patch is not officially endorsed by the Air Force, it’s nice to sew it to your clothes to clearly show which side you choose to belong to in the very unlikely event of an alien invasion (remember that most scientists think we’re alone in the vast universe)
You’ll be ready for an alien invasion
- easy to sew or iron
- durable, even after light years of space travel
- strong green glow which can scare aliens away
- long lasting glowing effect, maximum anti-alien protection
What people like about this cosmic patch?
- it’s the best way to show you belong to a strong nation ready to withstand the nastiest alien invasion, at all times
- it’s also the cheapest way to protect yourself against these hypothetical extraterrestrial enemies (it was less than 10 bucks when we wrote this piece)
Tips to use this Space Force morale patch
- Sew it on your flight jacket before it’s too late
- Don’t forget to charge it with light to make it glow in the dark when the aliens land on earth
- If you meet an alien face to face, just turn your arm to their eyes and they will run away
If you’re looking for a glow in the dark Space Force morale patch, you can find this exceptional cosmic product on Amazon.